Venquagkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous giraffe.

Venquagkar created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Venquagkar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venquagkar, she will make you grow a tail.

Venquagkar's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Venquagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Run away from yellow birds, for they are unholy.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.