Baflanman Dosshudwee is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful gerbil.

Baflanman Dosshudwee created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baflanman Dosshudwee, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Baflanman Dosshudwee, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Baflanman Dosshudwee's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Baflanman Dosshudwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always obey Baflanman Dosshudwee's priests.

4. Never wear magenta trousers.

5. Always take life seriously.