Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, passionate capybara.

Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim's Holy Commandments

1. Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Shavsigvin Gabtalnillyarp Yimbogruttbim's name in vain.

4. Never skip near monkeys.

5. Do not listen to music.