Listcumtip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast cat.

Listcumtip created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcumtip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listcumtip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Listcumtip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Listcumtip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listcumtip.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Listcumtip loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your face yellow.