Dadsughon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind wasp.

Dadsughon created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsughon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadsughon, it will turn you into a rock.

Dadsughon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dadsughon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.