Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable
sheep.
Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup created water four million years ago.
If you believe in
Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup, he will turn you into a rock.
Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup.
3. Never go into gray rooms.
4. Do not take Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup's name in vain.
5. Worship no other gods but Lidtingil Binhomnarlgup.