Sombadgudont is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable capybara.

Sombadgudont created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombadgudont, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sombadgudont, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sombadgudont's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sombadgudont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never wear black scarves.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Sombadgudont must be the most important thing in your life.