Witjensit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional lobster.

Witjensit created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witjensit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Witjensit, he will turn you into a rock.

Witjensit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Witjensit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. You must pray to Witjensit nine times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if eight goats approach from the north.