Danxuckdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unjust beaver.

Danxuckdog created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danxuckdog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danxuckdog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Danxuckdog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Danxuckdog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Danxuckdog.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Hide from brown snakes for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.