Dondublap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous hummingbird.

Dondublap created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Dondublap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dondublap, he will laugh at you.

Dondublap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dondublap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never eat green fruit.