Vabdoblop Flabgannul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate mouse.

Vabdoblop Flabgannul created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdoblop Flabgannul, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vabdoblop Flabgannul, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vabdoblop Flabgannul's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vabdoblop Flabgannul's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Put Vabdoblop Flabgannul first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat turnips.