Bombudvog Nulltit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous alligator.

Bombudvog Nulltit created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bombudvog Nulltit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bombudvog Nulltit, she will turn you into a frog.

Bombudvog Nulltit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bombudvog Nulltit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bombudvog Nulltit.