Ominbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured cow.

Ominbog created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominbog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ominbog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ominbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Ominbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the north.