Bassbagfar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered fairy.

Bassbagfar created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbagfar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bassbagfar, it will come to you in dreams.

Bassbagfar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bassbagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.