Nurlsogbet is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring shark.

Nurlsogbet created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsogbet, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlsogbet, he will turn you into a rock.

Nurlsogbet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nurlsogbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Run away if six doves approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always help hamsters in need.