Hub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart capybara.

Hub created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hub, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hub's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.