Danfligkaptetti Flistin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy octopus.

Danfligkaptetti Flistin created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfligkaptetti Flistin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Danfligkaptetti Flistin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Danfligkaptetti Flistin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Danfligkaptetti Flistin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Danfligkaptetti Flistin.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Retreat if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.