Cetdumbegkim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane wyrm.

Cetdumbegkim created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cetdumbegkim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cetdumbegkim, it will not care.

Cetdumbegkim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cetdumbegkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.