Gatmotwan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, strong yak.

Gatmotwan created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gatmotwan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatmotwan, she will be very sad.

Gatmotwan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gatmotwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.