Watnatont is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful bat.

Watnatont created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Watnatont, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watnatont, she will turn you into a dog.

Watnatont's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Watnatont's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.