Vagdamrak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate wyrm.

Vagdamrak created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdamrak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vagdamrak, it will cry a lot.

Vagdamrak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vagdamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never eat bark.