Flowbotstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest wyrm.

Flowbotstrag created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbotstrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flowbotstrag, he will send you a sign.

Flowbotstrag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flowbotstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Never write about gravity.