Bitflabdubnull is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered butterfly.

Bitflabdubnull created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitflabdubnull, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitflabdubnull, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bitflabdubnull's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bitflabdubnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Bitflabdubnull loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not covet oxen.