Femfommotlag Happopwab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical mouse.

Femfommotlag Happopwab created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femfommotlag Happopwab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Femfommotlag Happopwab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Femfommotlag Happopwab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Femfommotlag Happopwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.