Wadyatnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional dog.

Wadyatnil created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadyatnil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadyatnil, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wadyatnil's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wadyatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never look at planets.