Veglinwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless parrot.

Veglinwon created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Veglinwon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veglinwon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Veglinwon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Veglinwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Veglinwon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your neck brown.