Lagjipran is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured owl.

Lagjipran created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagjipran, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagjipran, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Lagjipran's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lagjipran's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away from cyan squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear magenta trousers.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not speak about onions.