Mabgumcam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful squirrel.

Mabgumcam created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabgumcam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabgumcam, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mabgumcam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mabgumcam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mabgumcam six times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Mabgumcam loves otters, so they must be respected.