Quimsagvad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient rat.

Quimsagvad created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Quimsagvad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimsagvad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Quimsagvad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quimsagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Quimsagvad.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.