Yamlunbid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil pig.

Yamlunbid created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlunbid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamlunbid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yamlunbid's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yamlunbid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Put Yamlunbid first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Yamlunbid on top of important buildings.