Rilltabpomflanneg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet squid.

Rilltabpomflanneg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilltabpomflanneg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilltabpomflanneg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rilltabpomflanneg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rilltabpomflanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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