Kapgudflis is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful sheep.

Kapgudflis created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapgudflis, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kapgudflis, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kapgudflis' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kapgudflis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Kapgudflis on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shave your arms.