Wonbagdud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing chinchilla.

Wonbagdud created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbagdud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wonbagdud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wonbagdud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wonbagdud's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wonbagdud.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Wonbagdud must be the most important thing in your life.