Fadbepflan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful dragon.

Fadbepflan created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fadbepflan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadbepflan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fadbepflan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fadbepflan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not hurt doves.