Limbigyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish donkey.

Limbigyam created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbigyam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Limbigyam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Limbigyam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Limbigyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Limbigyam on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.