Lagjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless gerbil.

Lagjin created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagjin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagjin, she will turn you into a snail.

Lagjin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Lagjin's name in vain.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help eagles in need.