Genpasfed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable alligator.

Genpasfed created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Genpasfed, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genpasfed, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Genpasfed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Genpasfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.