Jabweggadjigbop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying snake.

Jabweggadjigbop created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabweggadjigbop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jabweggadjigbop, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jabweggadjigbop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jabweggadjigbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.