Quaflib is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, awesome
giraffe.
Quaflib created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quaflib, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quaflib, he will laugh at you.
Quaflib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Quaflib's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not hurt gulls.
3. Never skip in the presence of goats.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. Do not wear black clothing.