Pangortdogrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust jellyfish.

Pangortdogrutt created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangortdogrutt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pangortdogrutt, she will turn you into a dog.

Pangortdogrutt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pangortdogrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.