Pangortdogrutt is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust
jellyfish.
Pangortdogrutt created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pangortdogrutt, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pangortdogrutt, she will turn you into a dog.
Pangortdogrutt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Pangortdogrutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear pink clothing.
2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.