Bidbunbass is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous
mongoose.
Bidbunbass created bats six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bidbunbass, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bidbunbass, it will not invite you to parties.
Bidbunbass' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Bidbunbass' Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bidbunbass.
2. You must never eat cucumbers.
3. Never think ill of sick turtles.
4. Never paint your face magenta.
5. Never look at stars.