Bidbunbass is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous mongoose.

Bidbunbass created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bidbunbass, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidbunbass, it will not invite you to parties.

Bidbunbass' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bidbunbass' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bidbunbass.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Never look at stars.