Rotarftom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy hedgehog.

Rotarftom created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotarftom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rotarftom, it will turn you into a rock.

Rotarftom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rotarftom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat beans.