Rotarftom is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, fussy
hedgehog.
Rotarftom created water six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotarftom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Rotarftom, it will turn you into a rock.
Rotarftom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Rotarftom's Holy Commandments1. Always treat ducks with great respect.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not eat beans.