Stikflapnib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stikflapnib created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikflapnib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikflapnib, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stikflapnib's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stikflapnib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stikflapnib first in all things.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.