Stikflapnib is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Stikflapnib created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikflapnib, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Stikflapnib, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Stikflapnib's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Stikflapnib's Holy Commandments1. Put Stikflapnib first in all things.
2. Do not wear pink clothing.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.