Bissganbotsat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Bissganbotsat created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissganbotsat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bissganbotsat, he will ignore you.

Bissganbotsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bissganbotsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Bissganbotsat loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bissganbotsat on top of all buildings.