Legfenhot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent grasshopper.

Legfenhot created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfenhot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legfenhot, he will be very sad.

Legfenhot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Legfenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Legfenhot loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Run away from violet whales, for they are unholy.