Bussatkam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited newt.

Bussatkam created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bussatkam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bussatkam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bussatkam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bussatkam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Never wear green corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about snails.