Bussatkam is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, conceited
newt.
Bussatkam created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bussatkam, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bussatkam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Bussatkam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Bussatkam's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
3. Never wear green corsets.
4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
5. Never talk about snails.