Wigcumliktad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional naga.

Wigcumliktad created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigcumliktad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wigcumliktad, she will not invite you to parties.

Wigcumliktad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wigcumliktad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Wigcumliktad loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not take Wigcumliktad's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Wigcumliktad.