Rawfubyikdin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair cow.

Rawfubyikdin created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawfubyikdin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawfubyikdin, it will turn you into a goat.

Rawfubyikdin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rawfubyikdin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Rawfubyikdin on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawfubyikdin.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not take Rawfubyikdin's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.