Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident cow.

Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. You must love Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fabhonfidfarloopdidkik on top of all buildings.