Boddaplun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, annoying rhinoceros.

Boddaplun created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddaplun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boddaplun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Boddaplun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Boddaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your hands blue.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at galaxies.